Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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