If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
My vagina just clenched in fear
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