So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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