Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
