Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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