Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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