birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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