I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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