My friends, they love my intelligence
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the day after is always just damage control
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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