Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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