I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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