did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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