i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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