yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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