yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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