Grow some girl-balls and come out already
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I supernannyed him into submission
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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