Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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