I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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