I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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