Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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