So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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