watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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