So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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