Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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