I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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