I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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