the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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