Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Your cock deserves a montage
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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