i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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