I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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