Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
