i think my mom watched the whole time
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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