I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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