It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
This house was built for laser tag.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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