Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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