i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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