I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
i need some magic done to my vagina
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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