at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
