We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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