I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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