Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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