i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
