I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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