What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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