ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
