You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Randomize