My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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