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(571): View more from Virginia

so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.

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(818): View more from California

We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..

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