Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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