I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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