I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I love having hate sex.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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