you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The air was thick with penises
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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