is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
it glows. i had to have it.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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