That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Come on in and take your pants off
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