So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
try to milk me bitch
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