Ambien. No doubt about it.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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