TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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